The Jane Report 11-28-11

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Lady Gaga’s 90-minute Thanksgiving special called “A Very Gaga Thanksgiving” aired on ABC Thursday night. The highlight was when she revealed Tony Bennett saw her naked, so he could draw pictures of her for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair.

Angelina Jolie was on “60 Minutes” this week.  She explained that if she hadn’t made it as an actress . . . she might have become a funeral director.

“Live! With Kelly” has announced several more guest co-hosts as the show continues to search for a permanent replacement for Regis Philbin.  Joining Kelly Ripa for the first time will be “Dancing with the Stars” pro dancer Derek Hough on December 5th.  Actor Jonah Hill will step in December 6th. Josh Groban will host December 7th-9th.

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino has just bought a new black Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder.  His license plates read “GTL”…. The automobile starts at $300,000 and is capable of hitting 62 mph in just four seconds and 124 mph in 13.1 seconds.

Miley Cyrus has done it again.  You would think the girl would realize that everything she says is fodder for the press, so why would you make a questionable comment as she did at her very public birthday party at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles.  In a video obtained by The Daily, Miley addressed the crowd after being presented with her birthday cake saying,  “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake.  You know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed.” Friend, Kelly Osbourne, standing right next to her, said “I thought salvia was your problem.”  Now Kelly is tweeting that what Miley said was just a joke. Really.  Are we that stupid?

JR Martinez, Iraq war veteran-turned-actor AND the current winner of “Dancing With the Stars” will co-host the pre-show of “CNN’s Heroes: An All-Star Tribute” on December 11th, and will also participate in the network’s “CNN Heroes: Where Are They Now?” special this Thursday.  In the meantime, Martinez has been invited to visit the Pentagon and meet Defense Secretary Leon Panetta in person.  According to The Hollywood Reporter, Panetta’s respect for JR was displayed in a congratulatory note, which read: “Your strength and spirit captivated the nation, and your victory sends a strong message about the strength and resilience of our wounded warriors.”  Along with his journey to the Pentagon, JR has been tapped as the Grand Marshal of the 2012 Rose Parade.

Some band took Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me,” and turned it into a Motown song.  Apparently it’s in honor of all the backlash Nickelback took for playing the halftime show in Detroit on Thanksgiving.

Whitney Cummings says guys watching a football game in football jerseys is the equivalent of women watching “Grey’s Anatomy” in scrubs.

A royal hero….Prince William, who serves as a flight lieutenant in the Royal Air Force, helped rescue a couple of Russian seamen after their cargo vessel sank in the Irish Sea during a storm Sunday morning.  William’s helicopter crew responded to the mayday call that was received about 2am.  The helicopter crew were able to rescue two men but the search continues for five more crew members of the ship.

Soap star, Jack Wagner, discovered earlier this month that he has a 23-year-old daughter he never knew existed.  Her name is Carrie and her mother had a fling with Wagner in the 80’s.  She gave the baby up for adoption and recently her foster parents hired a PI to find her bio parents.  The investigator led her to a concert in Boca Raton, Florida, where Jack was performing with Rick Springfield.  Carrie caught Jack right before he went on stage, told him the story and then hugged. Jack was so smitten, he invited Carrie to another show the next day … and introduced her to the entire audience.

TOP OF THE BOX
November 26-27, 2011

1. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 $62,300,000
2. The Muppets                                $42,000,000
3. Happy Feet Two                          $18,400,000
4. Arthur Christmas                        $17,000,000
5. Hugo                                             $15,400,000
6. Jack And Jill                                 $14,100,000
7. Immortals                                    $12,500,000
8. Puss in Boots                             $10,400,000
9. Tower Heist                                 $10,200,000
10. The Descendants                      $9,200,000

The wedding dress, custom fitted for Stewart, was created out of crepe satin and French Chantilly Lace by famed designer Carolina Herrera, who has fashioned wedding dresses for the likes of Renee Zellweger, Mariska Hargitay and Christina Hendricks.

*Twilight author, Stephenie Meyer, personally selected Herrera for the job.

*Its intricate design includes 152 buttons along the back of the dress and 17 buttons along each sleeve.

*While Twilight-loving fashionistas can scoop up a replica at Alfred Angelo bridal dress company for $799, the real wedding gown, which took four seamstresses and six months to complete, has an estimated value of $35,000.

*Herrera is planning to include the design in her 2012 collection via her CHNY boutiques next year.

*4 months, 12 sketches, and 3 prototypes later, the shoes were created.  The jeweled Manolo Blahnik shoes will be available in stores next year.

*Their honeymoon destination, Casa Dino, is an 11,000-sq.-ft home in Brazil The destination is only accessible by boat or helicopter.

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