Saturday night in Washington D.C. was the White House Correspondents Dinner and the host was Jimmy Kimmel.

Jimmy talked about America’s biggest threat, now that Osama bin Laden is dead. He says it’s the Kardashians, who only had one reality show when Obama took office. Now they have four.

Jimmy talked about America’s obesity problem. He says we even protest differently now. We used to march, but now we just occupy.

At the end of his monologue Jimmy got in a dig at his high school history teacher, who said Jimmy would never amount to anything. He told the teacher he was about to high-five the President of the United States. And then he did it as he left the podium.

Keith Olbermann can dish it out, but it appears he can’t take it.  Seems he didn’t appreciate being the butt of some of Jimmy Kimmel’s jokes at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday.  “I’d like everyone to look under your seats. Under each one you will find a copy of Keith Olbermann’s resume. Is Keith here tonight? Limo wouldn’t pick him up? The thing about Keith Olbermann — he is so likable.” Kimmel continued:  Keith Olbermann burned more bridges than the arsonist of Madison County. He has more pink slips than Marcus Bachmann. Too soon?” Olbermann fired back on Twitter, writing, “Funny that Jimmy Kimmel ripped me after his people desperately wanted me to fly to LA to be on his show this past Wednesday.”

As expected, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s first child will be the hottest Guido or Guidette in town. “My baby’s gonna be naturally tan,” the 24-year-old reality star told Us Weekly at the MTV Upfronts in NYC Thursday. “If you look at me and Jionni [LaValle], we’re very dark, so luckily the baby will be very dark.” Polizzi’s Jersey Shore costar Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio joked that “she’ll have to wait until her baby is 2 or 3″ before she introduces her child to the second phase of GTL.”Just like Toddlers & Tiaras! They spray tan those babies,” Jenni “JWoww” Farley, 25, added. “I saw them do that!” Polizzi then assured Us, “I won’t be spray tanning my baby.”She will, however, be dressing her baby in typical Jersey fashions. “If it’s a girl, animal print everywhere and blinged out everything,” Polizzi said. “If it’s a boy, I would dress him like Pauly.”Polizzi added that she hasn’t been wearing maternity clothes yet. “I’m so skinny that I can wear larges or extra larges. I only just bumped up to a medium,” she revealed. “I’m five months and you can’t really see anything. It’s gonna pop up in like a week.”The pregnant star told Us that she’s afraid her baby bump will become as large as Jessica Simpson, who is due any day. “I would die if I were her size,” Polizzi laughed.

Matt Fiddes is one of Michael Jackson’s former bodyguards and he claims he was Michael’s confidant for years.  But apparently he’s not a very good one.  Because now he’s starting rumors.  According to Matt, back in 1991, Michael got-it-on with . . . Whitney Huston.  Matt says, quote, “Whitney practically moved into Michael’s ranch and they had a fling like any other young couple.  But Michael said later he had always hoped the relationship had gone further, and I know he dreamed of marrying her.” Michael and Whitney reunited about a decade later at a concert for Michael in New York . . . and by that point, both of their lives had gotten a lot worse.  “They were both a mess, to be honest.  They shared what would be their final hugs and Michael begged Whitney to get off the drugs that were destroying her life.”  Matt also says that in Michael’s final years, he became . . . A NAZI.

While all the talk is about William and Kate celebrating their one year anniversary, another couple, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian also celebrated their one year anniversary.  To celebrate, the couple renewed their vows and later took a trip to Malibu where they got married. The couple had a mini replica of their wedding cake made for the occasion. And if that wasn’t enough celebration, the couple took off to a tropical location for another weekend of celebrating their marriage.

The boy band, “The Wanted” is calling Christina Aguilera a real be-otch  because they say she totally ignored them during a performance on “The Voice”. Band member, Max George called Christina “a bit scary” and “quite rude.” But a source who was on set when the band performed last week denies that she purposely gave them the cold shoulder saying there was no opportunity for interaction at any point during the show or prior to the show. In fact the first time Christina saw them, was when they were performing and she was in the coach’s chair.  Two days later, when questioned outside of their hotel in Hollywood, Tom was asked about their comments. He said, “We shouldn’t have said it, to be honest with you. We just think manners cost nothing, you know what I mean?” (yeah, that’s no apology)

“Grey’s Anatomy” star, Patrick Dempsey, came to the rescue of a teenage driver, who crashed and flipped his car in Malibu this week. The accident happened last Tuesday night around 5pm by Dempsey’s house.  The young driver lost control of his Mustang and flipped the car several times, ending up in the actor’s front yard.  Dempsey ran to the car with a crowbar and got the boy out. 911 was called and police came. The teenager got a concussion but miraculously, there were no serious injuries.

Word is that the Los Angeles Lakers would be happy to see Lamar Odom make his way back to the team.  The Lakers traded Odom to the Dallas Mavericks before the season and it never worked out. Odom, who has had one of his worst years, has been placed on the Mavericks inactive list.

Former Backstreet Boy, A.J. McLean, 34, and wife Rochelle Deanna Karidis have announced they are expecting their first child together. The couple wed in December 2011 in Beverly Hills.

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