The Jane Report

When Justin Bieber barfed onstage and later Tweeted, quote, “Milk was a bad choice”. We thought he was just quoting Will Ferrell from “Anchorman”. But it turns out he really DOES blame milk. At least partially. On a call with TMZ yesterday, he said he was drinking milk and eating spaghetti backstage right before he came out.
Justin Bieber, Bruno Mars and Rihanna will all be performing for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show! Of course the real stars of the show will be the world-famous Victoria’s Secret Angels including Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and many more. The show airs Tuesday, December 4th on CBS.
Selena Gomez just got her second tattoo. The 20-year-old recently stopped by the studio of New York City tattoo artist Bang Bang where she had the Roman numerals for the number “76″ etched on the back of her neck. Bang Bang explains that Gomez chose the number because it has special significance in her life. “The tattoo was a tribute to a family member who she said means a lot to her” he says. Gomez got a small tattoo of a music note on her right wrist to represent the impact music has had on her life.
FOX is trying to keep the in-fighting between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey quiet, but a new video released on the internet shows what’s really going on. The video shows Minaj screaming at Carey, saying, “I told them, I’m not f—in’
putting up with her f—in’ highness over there.” A source tells the site MouthtoEars.com that Minaj actually walked off set because Carey kept “making jabs at her.” After Minaj’s manager convinced her to come back, Carey called her a bitch Minaj blew up, causing producers to shut down filming for the night.
“The X Factor” is in the final stages of signing its new hosts, and not surprisingly, it’s the names that have been bandied about the last couple of weeks… Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez. The formal announcement is expected later this week.
As part of the conservatorship Britney Spears has been under for the past several years, her Internet and cell phone use are closely monitored by her father and her fiancé, Jason Trawick. Part of the reason for that is to keep Sam Lutfi . . . who was acting as Britney’s manager at the time of her infamous 2008 meltdown . . . from getting in touch with her. Sam is suing Britney and her parents for defamation and breach of contract. A source says, quote, “Britney and Jason essentially share a cell phone, and it’s routinely checked to see who has been calling. Furthermore, the cell phones have been programmed to block calls from phone numbers associated with Lutfi.” As for the Internet . . . they want to make sure Britney doesn’t see something that sends her spiraling into INSANITY again. The source says, quote, “Certain websites are blocked. Her family doesn’t want Britney reading negative stories that would upset her. Again, this is all done with love and for her well-being.”
Rosie O’Donnell will appear on “The Dr. Oz Show” on October 8th to talk abouther near fatal heart attack in August. Dr. Oz will discuss how O’Donnell’s intuition and online research that led her to seek medical treatment helped save
her life. The episode will also feature an in-depth look at her diagnosis, treatment and recovery. O’Donnell will return to the talk show in an episode airing on Oct. 28. On that show, the celeb will be given a Heart Attack Health
Plan, and the audience will be entirely made up of heart attack survivors.
Guy Fieri gets paid like a rock star! It will sure cost you if you want the celebrity chef, host of the show “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives,” to make an appearance at your event. Fieri was paid $100,000 for a 60-minute appearance
at the New York State Fair in late-August. Fieri’s company, Knuckle Sandwich was also paid $1500 to cover his travel costs. By comparison, Buddy Valastro, star of TLC’s “Cake Boss,” gets only $65,000 to show up and greet guests. To put that into perspective, Loretta Lynn and the Oak Ridge Boys usually get only $50,000 for their summer shows. Fieri just opened “Guy’s American Kitchen And Bar” in Times Square. The 600-seat New York eatery has been termed a “terrordome” by Bourdain, who added that Fieri has “single-handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district.”
A story came out recently about a student at the University of Tennessee named Alexander Broughton, who supposedly was hospitalized after taking in boxed wine through his BACKSIDE. He allegedly did it for his fraternity, but after the school found out his blood alcohol content was a .4, and that’s why he went to the hospital, the frat was suspended. Yesterday, the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, where all this went down, held a press conference to deny the reports of what happened.
The fraternity’s lawyer, Daniel McGehee, said Alexander Broughton was asked about “butt chugging” in his hospital room, but it only confused him. Daniel said Alexander had no idea what “butt chugging” was, but it was his duty to find out if he was involved in it.
Honey Boo Boo and her mother, June Shannon, are getting animated in tonight’s episode of “South Park.” They will be picking out a new pig that can be a winner in a beauty pageant.
Bow Wow has been ordered to pay child support for his 1-year-old daughter, but he’s now in hot water for withholding critical financial information from the judge. Bow Wow and baby mama Joie Chavis were in court Monday, fighting over exactly how much the rapper is worth and how much he has to pay. Bow Wow agreed to pay $3,000 a month in support for baby Shai. Bow Wow, however, told the judge that he makes only $4,000 a month working as an employee at Cash Money Records, and that’s it. He testified he leases a Jeep and has a grand total of $1,500 in his checking account. After the court hearing was concluded, Bow Wow was officially named host of BET’s long-running and influential hip hop show, “106 & Park.” He made no mention of this in court so he’ll have to face that when thecourt rules in December on a permanent child support order. In the meantime, the judge also ordered Bow Wow to pay $11,500 in back child support.
Lindsay Lohan is vowing to get even with Christian LaBella, the Congressional aide she said choked her, while in New York, in order to retrieve his cell phone she grabbed away from him. The “Mean Girls” actress is trying to convince those who saw the alleged incident to make statements to the police. Lohan pulled a fire alarm in New York’s W Hotel at 6 a.m. on Sunday morning after nine hours of partying with LaBella, an aide to Illinois Rep. John Shimkus and several other members of her entourage. Lohan became suspicious LaBella had been taking photos of her, tricked him into giving her his cell phone, and then ran down a hall trying to delete the photos and videos. Lohan said LaBella then attacked her. He was initially arrested, but then released because of insufficient evidence. Lohan and LaBella then filed cross harassment complaints against one another.
Snacks and water have been banned for tourists while visiting certain areas of Rome. A new ordinance imposes fines of up to $645 for hungry tourists caught grabbing a bite to eat in the street while visiting Rome’s historic monuments,
such as the Colosseum. La Repubblica newspaper says that the law, which began Tuesday, is intended to “guarantee the protection of areas of merit in the historic centre.” Similar bans have already been adopted in several other
Italian cities, such as Florence and Venice. Visitors staying overnight Florence must pay a tax to improve the tourists services and public transportation, while tourists to Venice must pay a hotel tax to save the city from sinking.