The Jane Report
Miley Cyrus is denying rumors that she and Liam Hemsworth are having three weddings. They’re only having one. On “Ellen” yesterday she said, quote, “That’s my day and whatever I want on that day will be about me and that moment.” But it’s not happening right away because she’s focusing on her music right now. Miley was also treated to an impromptu bachelorette party when she visited Ellen. Miley talked about her wedding and how she chose every detail. Two male strippers, disguised as maintenance workers, came over to deal with an exploding light on stage. Suddenly their ripped off their clothes and put on a show. “Oh, my God. Oh, hell yeah,” Miley yelled, before inviting one stripper to her lap. She gave him a spank on the butt when he took off his shirt. Ellen gave her a bunch of $1’s to play along but when the dance was over, Miley wanted to know if she could keep the rest of the money…now that’s classy.
Like Kristen Stewart before him, Robert Pattinson dodged questions about their relationship on the “Today” show yesterday. Savannah Guthrie had just asked Kristen the day before if she and Rob were together. When she asked Robert yesterday, he asked if it was in her contract that she had to ask him. Robert also talked about how much he HATES his nickname R.Patz.
Carmen Electra has a new song called “I Like It Loud”. She’s previewing the track in a “behind the scenes” YouTube video.
Post-election coverage on the “Daily Show” from last night, involving our brand new marijuana laws here in Colorado. Jon Stewart played a reaction from a guy who was about to celebrate the decriminalization of marijuana. Then he asked what would happen if the measure hadn’t passed. He played the same clip both times, of a guy saying, “It means I’m gonna smoke a lot of weed tonight!”
Walden is getting a new girlfriend on “Two and a Half Men“. The show has signed “Royal Pains” co-star Brooke D’Orsay to a guest role. D’Orsay will play Kate, an employee at a big-box store who catches Walden’s eye, Walden starts shopping at a discount store hoping to come off as an everyman so women will like him for who he is, not just his money.
Kenny Chesney holds country music’s world record for most stadiums played, and the “No Shoes Nation” tour will bump him up from 85 to 100 concerts in 2013. The tour will kick off March 16th in Tampa, Fla., and wrap up Aug. 24 in Foxboro, Mass. Eli Young Band and Eric Church will be Kenny’s opening acts, and some dates will cities will see a special appearance by Zac Brown Band. Kenny’s latest studio album, 2012’s “Welcome to the Fishbowl,” debuted at no. 2 on the Billboard 200.
According to a police report filed with the Los Angeles Police Department, Charlie Sheen threatened to shoot a man to death with a Super 90 semi-automatic shotgun. A man who claims to be a former associate of Charlie’s filed the report on October 18th claiming he’s afraid that Charlie will murder him based on a text message the actor allegedly sent to a mutual friend. The two reportedly had a bad falling out and Sheen vented in text to a woman that read, “I’ll blow his head off with my Super 90.” Law enforcement says the case is currently under investigation. Charlie’s people won’t say much except the filing is just a shakedown for money.
Former ‘American Idol’ Judge Kara DioGuardi is now teaching how to make hit records at Boston’s Berklee College of Music this fall. DioGuardi has over 50 chart topping hit singles on her resume. DioGuardi, who judged Idol’s eighth and ninth seasons, has been teaching a class of 27 students the art of songwriting in her course called, “Hit Songwriting.” The class pairs student songwriters and producers to mirror today’s music industry practices. The former Idol judge, who has written songs for the likes of Katy Perry, Pink, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Gwen Stefani, Colbie Caillait and Rascal Flatts, hand-picked each of her students for the course. The class is set up to simulate the most popular songwriting model the students will encounter when they leave campus. DioGuardi also serves as an A&R executive at Warner Bros. Records.
“Dancing With The Stars” co-host, Brooke Burke-Charvet has announced she has thyroid cancer and will have to have surgery. She said she was making the announcement because she will have a scar on her throat where everyone can see it. Brooke says she’s not feeling sick and that doctors told her if she has to have cancer, this is a good one to have and that she should live happily ever after following her surgery.
Adam Lambert will host and perform at the “VH1 Divas” concert this year! Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Kelly Rowland, Jordin Sparks and Ciara will take the stage at the special honoring dance music and its current and classic divas. Tributes to Whitney Houston and Donna Summer are also planned. The date is December 16th, the time 9pm, but a venue for the concert has not yet been announced. “VH1 Divas” will benefit VH1’s Save the Music Foundation.
Get ready. Four comedies are in development for the major networks for next season have the word “f@ck” in their titles: Adam Goldberg’s “How The F@ck I’m Normal”, which has a pilot production commitment at ABC; ABC’s “Dumb F@ck”, written by Hank Nelken; as well as NBC’s “Fu@k I’m In My Twenties”, which is based on a blog; and “Grow The F@ck Up” from writer Ali Rushfield. And you thought people were outraged with they used the words “bitch” and “shit” (”Shit My Father Say” and “Don’t Trust The B in Apartment 23″).
Actress Meagen Fay has been cast as Bernadette’s mother on “The Big Bang Theory“. Fay will appear in the December 6th episode, in which Bernadette and Howard have dinner with her parents in Bernadette’s apartment. Casey Sander will return as her tough-to-please father.
Heidi Klum is more than “very happy” with Martin Kristen…she’s in love! Klum shared the news that she’s in love with her body guard wit German magazine Bunte. She says her kids like him too. “He takes wonderful care of the kids. He plays with them, he protects them. I trust him.” he said. Klum and Seal announced in January that they were splitting up after seven years of marriage. They have three children together, Henry, Johan and Lou, and Klum has daughter Leni from a previous relationship.
Mark Wahlberg has been cast in Transformers 4. The film is slated to hit theaters June 27, 2014.