The Jane Report
Believe it or not, it appears Tiger Woods is trying to convince his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren to marry him again. He wants to convince her with a $200 million dollar prenup with an anti-cheating clause. It’s being reported that Elin is considering it if he ups the ante to $350 million. She received a $110 million dollar settlement when she divorced Woods after she discovered he was a serial cheater. The National Enquirer is reporting that Woods even got down on one knee to pop the question at Christmas and present her with a ring.
Conan O’Brien talked about Tiger Woods allegedly wanting to get back together with his ex-wife, and possibly signing a special “no cheating” clause. He said the “special clause” would be known as “a wedding vow.”
We finally got to see Oprah’s interview with Lance Armstrong last night. And she got all the big issues out of the way right at the start, with tough ‘Yes-or-No’ questions. She asked him four questions about different kinds of substances he might have used. He answered “Yes” to all four questions, and then answered “No” when she asked if he thought it was possible to win the Tour de France seven times in a row without doping. He talked about beating cancer, the seven Tour de France wins, his perfect marriage and perfect family and because he’s flawed, he couldn’t keep up with the myth.
Lance gave the ingredients of his doping cocktail. It’s just a bit of EPO, transfusions of his own blood, and testosterone. Oprah asks him if he was afraid of getting caught, and he said no. Apparently the drug tests and procedures back then were different, and he found it easy to get around them.
Conan O’Brien talked about Lance Armstrong being stripped of his Olympic medal. Conan said they’re also going to take away his Latin Grammy.
Jay Leno talked about the Manti Te’o girlfriend scandal. He said there’s no reason for a college football player to have an imaginary girlfriend only math majors should have one.
Sharon Osbourne got a visit from the fire department after she fell asleep with candles burning in her home. Luckily firefighters responded before too much damage had been done. “Please everybody always check all the candles lit in the house before going to bed. I didn’t, and at 5am yesterday morning I was met with 5 gorgeous men from the BH Fire Department as they put out the fire in my house,” Osbourne quipped. Heather Graham did the same thing when she went out for the night recently, and returned home to find her New York City apartment up in flames.
Betty White who celebrated her 91st birthday on Thursday, is saying that if her fans want to send her a gift, she would love them to make donations in her name to the Morris Animal Foundation. “Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I’ve devoted my life to trying to improve their lives,” she wrote in an open letter, which was published on The Huffington Post. Betty says she’s trying to reach a $10,000 goal for the foundation.
Michael Jackson’s dermatologist, Dr. Arnie Klein, has put himself back in the spotlight again by posting a photo of Michael’s son Prince Jackson on his Facebook page, along with a photo of himself at that age and they look almost identical. Under the photo, Klein wrote the caption, “hmmmmm” people have been saying for years that Klein provided the sperm that fathered Prince and Paris. Prince’s mother, Debbie Rowe, was Arnie’s medical assistant back when Michael was a patient but she’s never spoken publicly about the identity of the father and Klein has said, “To the best of my knowledge, I am not the father of these children.” The night before the two top teams kick off Super Bowl XLVII, the National Football League will salute its best players, performances and plays from the 2012 season with a star-studded football and entertainment event. The winners will be on hand to accept their awards. The “2nd Annual NFL Honors” will air on Saturday, February 2nd, on CBS from 9p-11p. Alec Baldwin will host the show. ”One Republic” will perform.
“Dear Abby” columnist Pauline Phillips, who started giving advice in 1956 to over 90 million newspaper readers, died Wednesday in Minneapolis at the age of 94. Pauline was widely known as Abigail Van Buren…Dear Abby. Phillips had suffered with Alzheimer’s disease which began showing up in the mid 1990’s. By 2002 she could no longer handle the column and turned over the task to daughter, Jeanne. Phillips identical twin sister, Esther “Eppie” Lederer, was better known as columnist Ann Landers. She died in 2002 at the age of 83. Phillips is survived by her two children, her husband of 73 years Mort Phillips, four grandchildren and two great-granddaughters.
Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson’s nightmare baby mama, is back and she is suing…but this time, she’s going after her own lawyers. She says that because of her lawyers, Ron Litz and Daniel Horowitz, she wound up with a terrible custody agreement. According to Oksana’s lawsuit, which she filed herself, the deal she signed forbids her from pursuing any future legal action against Mel regarding their child without jeopardizing the monetary settlement she made from the actor. In the settlement, Gibson gave Oksana $750,000 plus a home for the two of them until their daughter, Lucia turns 18. Oksana is demanding unspecified damages.
Madame Tussauds’ Washington wax museum took their figures of President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle on a bus tour Thursday to celebrate the inauguration. The figures were loaded onto a bus at Union Station and were taken past the Capitol Building and the Lincoln Memorial. The tour was planned in honor of Obama’s scheduled inauguration next week for his second term in office.