The Jane Report

Lady Gaga is being forced to postpone four of her upcoming shows due to an injury. Gaga tweeted her little monsters to explain an injury she’s been trying to hide. The singer has been in chronic pain for the past month and has intensified to the point where she can’t even walk any more. According to Gaga’s doctor, she’s suffering from synovitis, which is a severe inflammation of the joints. The remainder of the tour is expected to continue, starting with a show in Philadelphia on February 20th.
Kate Upton is on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue again this year. But this time she’s in Antarctica in a bikini. She talked about the experience yesterday on the “Today” show. She says she actually started losing her hearing and eyesight because her body was shutting down.
Matt Lauer started Kate’s interview by making a joke about cold weather and shrinkage. He said there’s a reason why they don’t shoot a MEN’S swimsuit issue in Antarctica.
Hooray! Howie Mandel has signed on to return as a judge for the next season of “America’s Got Talent.” This will make the 4th season that Mandel has been a judge. Howie joins the returning Howard Stern and an incoming third judge who will replace Sharon Osbourne, who left the show after last season. The last round of “America’s Got Talent” casting auditions for Season 8 takes place this weekend in New Orleans on February 15th and 16th. Hopefuls can pre-register for the auditions at AGTAuditions.com. The program will return on NBC this summer.
Jay Leno talked last night about the cruise ship that broke down in the Gulf of Mexico. He says there are people puking everywhere, there’s raw sewage, the carpets are soaked with urine . . . it’s like Mardi Gras without the topless women.
Here are the 10 Top-Grossing Romantic Comedies of All Time . . .
#1.) ”My Big Fat Greek Wedding”, $241.4 million
#2.) ”What Women Want”, $182.8 million
#3.) ”Hitch”, $179.5 million
#4.) ”Pretty Woman”, $178.4 million
#5.) ”There’s Something About Mary”, $176.5 million
#6.) ”The Proposal”, $164 million
#7.) ”Sex and the City”, $152.6 million
#8.) ”Runaway Bride”, $152.3 million
#9.) ”Knocked Up”, $148.8 million
#10.) ”As Good As It Gets”, $148.5 million
“Life Styles of the Rich and the Famous” is headed back to television. The Style Network will not be bringing back Robin Leech, but will stay true to the original format of the show that aired from 1984-1995. Also getting a green light on the network is a reality show produced by Charlize Theron called, “Glam Squad”. The show will delve into the world of make-up and hair glam squads by focusing on three beauty teams gunning for one job each episode. Returning original programming include the sixth season of “Giuliana & Bill” and the third season of “Tia & Tamera.” Both are set to premiere this summer.
Actress, Virginia Madsen is joining the cast of “The Hatfields and McCoys”, a present day version of the famous warring familes…She’s wrapped up the part of the matriarch of the McCoy clan. The show description reads….Unleashing decades of resentment, the blue collar McCoys will put the Hatfields’ wealth and power at risk as they go to war for control of the city.
First she announced she’s engaged and now actress Jamie-Lynn Sigler says she’s pregnant with her fiance, minor league baseball player, Cutter Dykstra. The actress is best known for her role as Meadow on The Sopranos. No wedding date has been announced as yet.
Justin Bieber is not the kind of guy who would be ok with being told he doesn’t deserve a Grammy. In fact Bieber, upon hearing such a comment from Black Keys drummer, Patrick Carney, said the guy who insulted him ”should be slapped around.” Bieber added “haha” at the end of his statement which he posted on Twitter. Carney made the comment Sunday, that the Grammy’s didn’t snub Bieber… “He’s rich, right? … Grammys are for music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money.” Grammy count: Black Keys 7/Bieber 0
The son of former Boston Celtics star Larry Bird was arrested after he allegedly tried to run over his ex-girlfriend with his car. Conner Bird, 21, was taken into custody by the Indiana University police department Sunday. Bird and hisex-girlfriend, who was not identified, allegedly got into a fight at his apartment. Bird then reportedly threw a cellphone at the alleged victim. Police say Bird took the victim to a parking lot to talk things over, but they got into another argument. The victim then reportedly got out of the car, leading Bird to attempt to hit her with his car twice. A witness took the victim to the Indiana University police department. Bird reportedly faces multiple preliminary charges, including battery with injury, criminal mischief, intimidation with a deadly weapon and possession of marijuana.