The Jane Report

Kelly Osbourne suffered a seizure in front of a live studio audience while taping her show “Fashion Police” yesterday. Witnesses say Kelly turned to guest host Melissa Rivers and said, quote, “I don’t feel good”. then fell out of her chair to the floor and started shaking. Melissa went down to the floor to help her. and an audience member who happened to be some kind of emergency responder jumped in as well. Fellow host Joan Rivers later said Kelly is “fine”.
Justin Bieber fainted during a show in London last night. He started feeling lightheaded and went backstage right before it happened. Later he came back and finished the show, but only after getting oxygen and REFUSING a trip to the hospital.
Taylor Swift found something new to complain about yesterday on “ET”. Now she’s mad about people who think her shorts are too short. She says it’s funny to her that people say she’s being “edgy” when she goes onstage in short shorts . . . because other girls wear a lot less and get away with it.
Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus denied that she’d called off her wedding to Liam Hemsworth. But last night she was spotted out in Los Angeles … minus her engagement ring.
Demi Moore filed a response to Ashton Kutcher’s divorce papers, and she wants SPOUSAL SUPPORT. She’s also asking that Ashton pay her legal fees. According to TMZ, Demi has WAY more money than Ashton. Although Ashton did make $24 million last year alone, thanks to “Two and a Half Men”. Since Demi is already set for life, it’s not likely a judge will award her any support. But it probably felt good on some level just to petition for it.
Jennifer Lopez is experiencing the kind of stress that hundreds of rich L.A. mommies endure every year getting their kids into exclusive, VERY EXPENSIVE private schools. We’ve learned Jennifer has been making the rounds in L.A., interviewing schools for her 5-year-old twins, who will be starting kindergarten in the Fall. We know she went with kids in tow Tuesday to the famous Buckley School in the San Fernando Valley considered by many to be the best L.A. has to offer. By the way, it better be tuition and other costs total $33,345 for the year — PER KID! And when we say Jennifer was interviewing she’s the one — like all the other parents — who had to put on some snazzy clothes to impress. Lots of very rich, very famous parents try getting their kids into Buckley. Alums include Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie, Matthew Perry and current student Paris Jackson.
It turns out Slash is a huge fan of “Angry Birds”. So big that he just recorded a rock version of the theme music to “Angry Birds Space”.
On the Fox 5 channel in Washington, D.C., their meteorologist, Tucker Barnes, was forced to sit in a “timeout” yesterday after he incorrectly predicted the weather. He forecasted “big snow” for Wednesday, and it never happened, so he had to sit in a chair in the corner while the hosts made fun of him. Here’s a clip.
Joy Behar is leaving “The View” after its current season, which will make Barbara Walters the last remaining original yenta . . . unless she leaves, too. Joy says it just “seemed like the right time [to go].” She adds that she’d like to get back to doing stand-up, and potentially launch another talk show of her own.